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funny grad card ideas Carpe the Effing Diem Card | Funny graduation cards for friendsThe classics never go out of style, even when it comes to inspirational graduation cards. Feast your eyes on this modern take on an ancient piece of wisdom. This card is for the graduate whos ambitious but also deeply aware that adulthood mostly consists of Googling things, pretending to understand health insurance, and occasionally eating shredded cheese over the sink at 10: 40 p. m. because life comes at you fast. Oh, and also thinking that night

The classics never go out of style, even when it comes to inspirational graduation cards. Feast your eyes on this modern take on an ancient piece of wisdom.

This card is for the graduate who’s ambitious but also deeply aware that adulthood mostly consists of Googling things, pretending to understand health insurance, and occasionally eating shredded cheese over the sink at 10:40 p.m. because life comes at you fast. Oh, and also thinking that night cheese at 10:40 p.m. is “being up super late.”

A funny graduation card should feel a little inspiring without sounding like it was written by a corporate LinkedIn influencer named Brayden who wakes up early to “crush the mindset game.” This one understands that real motivation is usually less “rise and grind” and more “Well, I guess I’ll just keep going out of spite.”

Perfect for high school grads, college grads, career pivots, or anyone currently standing at the edge of a major life transition holding iced coffee like an emotional support lantern.

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  • A tidy 5 x 7 inches
  • Printed on heavyweight stock for proper gravitas
  • Blank inside so you can write it instead of say it
  • Includes a kraft paper envelope for easy gifting
  • Arrives crease-free in a rigid mailer
  • Every purchase helps fund women’s cancer research

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Excellent product for dry mouth
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If you are having trouble with dry mouth, especially while sleeping, this is definitely the product for you. I have severe dry mouth and have tried multiple things including hard candy (yes, I know not very smart) as well as different biotin products, the mouthwash, the spray and the gel, which all do work, but do not last for very long. These stay in place open the corner of your mouth, last for hours and truly work. I highly recommend it if you are having a dry mouth issue
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Works great
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I have to use these for about 1/2 a year. I keep bronchitis and sinusitis from about Oct. to April every since I was a child. When I am suffering with these I can't breath through my nose, epically at night while sleeping and would wake up several times a night with dry mouth so bad ir was literally painful. My mom turned me on to these because she was using the with her CPAP. I sometimes have a bit of difficulty getting them to stay put but overall they are great. I have tried the OG, cinnamon, and berry. The OG have no real taste, but you wake up with a sweet taste in your mouth. I tried the cinnamon because I love cinnamon and didn't listen to the reviews stating how strong the flavor is, big regret, it's like putting two or three fireballs in your mouth, won't be making that mistake again. The berry ones are actually best in my opinion. They have a light berry flavor that isn't overpowering, isn't quite as sweet as the OG. Whichever one you choose you won't wake up in pain. I do suggest using only one at first as opposed to the two they recommend, unless you like waking up with your head on a water logged pillow. One generally gets me through the night unless my congestion is super bad, then I will sometimes have to use a 2nd one about 1/2 way through my night when I wake up for the bathroom and realize it's already completely dissolved.
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This book is the best book I've read this year, giving concrete ideas on how to get more, I do mean more, in your life. Whatever your passion, be it starting a business, or in his case businesses, hobbies, relationships. One exercise Koch suggests is coming up with a list of your 10 best friends and rate them 1-10 (that in itself was fascinating) then put a percentage next to each friend. Are you spending the right amount of time with your closest, or more time with those less dear to you? His many insights will lead you in new ways to think about your life, your business, your family and friends. If you want to find new ways to think about your life, if you are in a rut and can't figure out what to do, if you are like me always busy and sometimes wondering am I doing the right things--this is a book for you. Richard Koch has written on this subject before and this is the best book for the individual.
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Excellent points to consider in leadership. The 80/20 principle is a great read for leaders everywhere. I liked the book.
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Interesting Follow Up to the 80/20 Principle
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If you enjoyed the 80/20 Principle this is a good guide to applying it in your life. He does make some bold predictions like highly competent individuals will soon make public corporations obsolete. Some of this book is highly speculative and other parts are very practical. Luckily it is pretty easy to tell which is which. Very interesting book.
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